what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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