If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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