I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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