I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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