in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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