It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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