I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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