new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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