In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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