how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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