And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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