Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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