Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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