do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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