i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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