: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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