I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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