I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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