I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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