whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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