I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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