i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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