ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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