they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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