I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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