Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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