I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize