Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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