he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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