actually, I'm a sock model
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
false alarm. still invincible.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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