I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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