I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he thought i was a dude.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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