guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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