Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We are two peas in an std pod
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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