D3 body, D1 cock
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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