I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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