I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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