she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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