Whod you bang
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Randomize
