i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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