how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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