And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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