He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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