Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm lost and stupid without you.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
