let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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