its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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