Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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