you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
