i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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