just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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