hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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