Whod you bang
Nicole vs. Life
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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