strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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