She said her name was "party"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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